Hello and welcome to my blog :) I'm a fifteen year old girl with a hunger for food (basically anything edible and sweet) and a weakness for bad puns. In here you will find a mixture of things, mostly whatever phase or obsession is. Enjoy!

 

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

It is okay to want your own happiness. It’s okay to care about yourself the most. You are not obligated to sit there and smile and swallow every bit of shit everyone heaps on you. You are more than furniture, you’re more than window dressing, you’re not their shiny toy. You’re human, and you have the right to say “That was shitty of you”. You have a right to protest your own mistreatment and set boundaries for respectful interactions. The rest of the world doesn’t realize you have this right, and they will act offended and appalled when you exercise it, but it is yours.

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jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

supersmoldier:

I swear my favorite thing about catfish is when nev does something we all want to do and the producer makes him apologize and he gives the most sarcastic, fake apology he can manage god bless nev

phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

roachpatrol:

imagine steve rogers finding out people were saying that girls and women shouldn’t wear captain america merchandise and uploading a youtube video of him that consists of like seven minutes of him reading the stupid comments out loud in silly voices and laughing