hello and welcome to this piece of crap that I call a blog. It's a mixture of stuff, usually my latest obsession. Enjoy.
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
"Where is my Edward Cullen?"
"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"
"Where is my Christian Grey?"
For your sake, jail I hope.
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I wanted a Lottie La Bouff icon so I was going through screencaps of the movie and I will forever be marveled at how freakin’ relatable this girl is compared to other Disney girls when it comes to attempting to look decent during a ball, I mean
making weird faces while applying make up
sweating “like a sinner in church”
make up mess after ugly cry of desperation and stress
gosh I love Lottie